Are you serious? I just… I just told you that a moment ago.

Word! Real men don’t need their masculinity to be defined by others.

And then, even when it’s not DNS, it’s probably DNS.

Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

And each one a symbol of the other. Perhaps we are all just broken vessels.

Have tried to defenestrate with a smile? It’s much less depressing that way.

You are now my sworn enemy and arch nemesis, for I am… Doesn’tsleepparticularlywellnorfeelsrestedman!

What if you start off one side of the mustache as a twirled one like the image, then the other side is a handle bar, down and along the jaw line, up over the ear and down and around to the bottom middle of the back of the head to a rats tail (with a bald head).

Yo everybody! Get a load of this guy! His rotating mind cows are naked!

No one wants a frozen butthole

When someone thanks me for holding the door, I let them know I wasn’t holding open for them. I was holding it those people coming and point to someone way too far away to hold a door open for.

Hmm, maybe I didn’t plug that SSD back in. Everything is connected prop… Oh no…

Dude… Too soon.

It’s missing layer 8 with a cat slowly and intentionally pushing the stack over while looking the IT cat directly in the eyes as it finally topples over. Then complains that nothing’s working but also not providing any helpful information.

I assume if it’s on a burger it’s sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?

You need to give yourself more credit. You didn’t become a failure, it was within you the whole time; you were always a failure…

That concludes my Pep Talk®

You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95

This one caught me off guard and hit the right spot-a.

Why is their three sevenths bigger than our three sevenths‽

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic