That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

If you like true crime:

• Truly Criminal
• Dark Curiosities

Crime Beat is good too, but that’s a TV channel uploading their stuff as opposed to a grassroots YTer. Not sure if that matters to you.

At least it’s not a waffle

Paddled that canoe all the way to the Aquila Rift 😏

Dooooooooooooom

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

You seen Aliens?

You know how they never take off their space suits?

their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic

Have you heard of Empathin?
Merge9 on the street—that is, if you can even get it.
It’s a biochemical pheromone.
Puts bodies in touch with one another.

This sleeve is state-of-the-art biochemtech from Nakamura Labs.

I secrete Merge9 when I’m aroused.
It’s in my saliva…
In my sweat…
In my cunt.

Don’t fight it.

Here in Germany, they let you eat the Bussy.

Look at that bear licking its mouth!
Must be some jussy bussy. 😏

How you doin’, Reykjavik?

They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

Are you subscribing to federated communities?

You have to take steps to do that. Otherwise you’re left at the mercy of your home instance, which may have a greater proportion of politically-concerned communities and commenters.

Everything the body needs

That’s Alf’s ghost eating a cat.

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

Yeah, @pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.