That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.

Can’t I fuck off for 246 days and repent the day of? I mean, I just bought this bag of coke and another one of oxy. D:

Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.

Umm ackshually you mean ephebophiles ☝️ *libertarianism intensifies*