Of course you don’t, you dido!

No u

Well if you, for instance, lived in Argentina and paid the local price it might just be 1 or 2 dollars. Not that I would know anything about that.

No, he doesn’t.

Our car* insists on being let out to do her business in the garden, even though we have freezing weather and snow. *Cat, thank you autocorrect.

“Similar color” yep seems right, “…and texture” wait what?

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

The median person*

This metaphor works very well with these two pictures. In the upper picture the more senior cattle are projecting the new and young. And in the picture below even they don’t even stand a chance alone.