I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

… middle?

Aaaand there’s my 14th reason

God, no, don’t bring the political compass here

I ma also looking down on humanity

And what do you suggest we do? Kindly ask the fascists to stop being fascists?

McDickin’

So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill

Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

I’m still confused, how is this a laptop locking mechanism?

That’s a goobs, not chimken

You’re telling me I have 22 years to get WORSE???