I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill

Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

I’m still confused, how is this a laptop locking mechanism?

That’s a goobs, not chimken

You’re telling me I have 22 years to get WORSE???

Quality of life is definitely exponentially better than it was at that time. However, while we may not face the same physical turmoils, I believe the mental turmoil is much, much greater in the modern day. We do not have nearly as much concern for physical health, but mental health has hit the floor. I don’t know that the general human condition is necessarily “better” or “worse”, just different

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How does one find true love?

Star Wars Battlefront II PS2 invincibility:

Pause

Hold L2/R2

Up, up, up, left, down, down, down, left, up, up, up, left, right

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Authoritarianism is authoritarianism. Doesnt matter how you paint it.

I once made the mistake of setting Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park as my wake-up alarm.

I can’t listen to that song anymore…

Always weird to see MAGAts on Lemmy…

35% of your energy with every stride? Y’all need to start working out

Speak for yourself

Cops aren’t people

It’s really not. I got the same impression

Quick, someone make a meme of Luigi eating beans out of a denim bowl! “Luigeans”