It was little Bobby Tables

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

He’ll do well there, he’s got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

Fools, disney started with killing Disney animation, then it came back, then they killed it again, back alive, dead, alive, dead and now it’s a day by day thing.

No more than 3/5ths of the characters or it’s unconstitutional.

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you’ll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

“I could have mastered Spanish, but thanks to a paywall I will never be mas bueno.”

And loop de loops

I remember always wearing wrinkled shirts back then because I didn’t care about ironing or society.

Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

All right, then. Keep your donuts.