No joke I might actually go out and buy one today if it’s this easy to do in my apartment.

What exactly is a swing? Cause I just imagine spinning in circles letting it go and destroying my TV. I assume back and forth? Or in front of me? Over my head? 90 degrees?

You did not get the 30 Rock quote I see.

Just know he’s someone who wants you to eat his entire ass.

If it’s something serious, yes. Like fixing something. I also use it as an idea generator. I needed to figure out why my toilet wasn’t flushing. It suggested the flapper. So then I went to YouTube and looked up a video on how to install it once it pointed me in a direction.

You can actually ask for its sources now and fact check yourself. But just like anything you read online, use common sense. I’d see those same results in a Google search too.

Yeah I do realize the inevitable problem when their sources dry up because no one is communicating anymore but for the quick questions about how something works in the world it’s extremely convenient. I’d just be asking Google anyway.

Participation in what? A quick search on how to fix my toilet and how a toilet works. You think I was going to sign up for a toilet message board and chat?

Is that supposed to be they watch videos in vertical…or they get off on watching vertical videos?

“Oh yeah, tilt that camera. Tilt it harder. There we go. Oh yeah! It’s standing straight up.”

I’m already using ChatGPT to replace 80% of my Google searches. No sponsored bullshit. Yet.

Windows 11 has a massive keylogger built in. For decades we associated them with malware and now Windows is trying to normalize it as “good for the user.”

They say it’s off by default. But that’s like me having the detonation for a nuke casually sitting on my desk. Sure I could just not hit the button but I don’t want that shit in the same zip code as me.

OKC is basically 90% bots now. I have 100+ likes. None are from my area or even my country.

And now you’re on a list.

Are you a cartoon character?

Sometimes the opposite. My work password at this point is muscle memory. So if I type slowly and think about it I mess up. One morning after a bad night of sleep I actually couldn’t even recite my password of 10 years.

And he’s had so many failures and it’s only been a week.

What failures? Being…old?

Part of being a senior developer is knowing when to act. Can you do it? Probably. Is it worth the time and money? No.

I enjoy refactoring and making legacy code better.

The DMR in call of duty years ago. “Here’s a bug with a gun that instakills from 4 miles away that breaks the game dynamics. It’s literally unplayable. Instead we added more features that make us money.”