Thanks. Its the hobby that got me through lockdown.

I see, the end of every work day is a sad day. I think I understand now.

Not a bad breakdown spot as long as no one needs to move between cars.

I DM’d earlier today so I’ve spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they’re polite.

You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That’s why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.

trousers, pants, or pajamas

UK pants are what the US calls underwear, and I see both London and France going on in that pic.

The best lairs are full of lava. This one has that and a much lower risk of eruption.

It’s not just coffee, soda cups have ice lines and a growing number of soda machines have automated / measured filling. And if you go to a theme park your cups are RFID chipped so you can’t get refills (or only a certain amount of refills).

I meant quarter glass.

Some days I shouldn’t comment before coffee.

I’ve often thought that wing mirrors quarter glass should make a comeback. We must have solved the whistling problem by now.

Only if its Don Cheadle’s Captain Planet. I’m ready to tree for a while.

That’s why monks are able to run up walls at level 9.

Said EFF article

He had mechanical pumps. It had nothing to do with a sign, the pumps themselves were physically incapable of metering at a rate higher than $0.999.

He was also in his mid-60s and didn’t want to invest in new pumps for the gas station he ran out his front yard.

I started driving in the 90s. I remember my favorite local gas station closing because their gas pumps could only go up to $0.999

The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.

We glow in 2 ways. The boring way is that everything that makes heat emits light in the IR spectrum. The cooler way (pun intended) is when our cells produce free radicals, they can can interact with phosphorescent compounds in our skin and produce photons, turning us into imperceptible glow sticks.

If salad could sit on the counter while the cheetos were hidden away in a crisper drawer… honestly I don’t think anything would change. But now I want chilled cheetos.

When servers go down everyone is on call. Both of us.

The most awkward I ever ever felt as a cashier was when someone’s cart had (among a few other things) condoms, a plunger, and vaseline.