You have the freedom to choose God or face an eternity of unimaginable suffering.

They need the talking heads on Fox News to tell them how to answer that question first.

A single day isn’t going to do shit

My mom used to make me add a can of mixed vegetables to my instant ramen until we agreed that I could eat them separately. So I would quickly force down the bland, mushy veggies then enjoy my ramen in its pure form.

Because the stock market isn’t a measure of how well a country is operating. On the contrary, deregulation allows companies to boost profit via harmful means. Rich people got it good under Trump/Republicans and therefore the stock market thrives until disaster strikes and it all comes crashing down.

Objects like an unbreakable stick are still composed of atoms suspended in space and held together by the fundamental forces of nature. When you push on one end, the other end doesn’t immediately move with it but rather the object experiences a wave of compression traveling through it. This wave of compression travels faster than we can perceive but still cannot travel faster than light.

Look up why arrows bend after they’ve been released by a bow, it’s essentially the same mechanic.

Yesterday I did my taxes and then got high and had an existential crisis. Am I doing it right?

#worthit

Have you tried hitting her?

I’ll take “things actual vegans never say” for $500!

Generally, I believe the convenience of cheap shit delivered to your door comes at the invisible cost of exploitative labor practices and/or excessive consumerism by the means of low quality crap that will need to be replaced regularly or through “buy more and save” deals. If you want to avoid supporting that, you’re probably going to have to spend a few extra bucks buying from a smaller business or buying secondhand.

Convenience isn’t free and if we want to reduce our dependence on harmful institutions we’re going to have to make some sacrifices.

Easy fix, don’t buy from Amazon.

Many people sincerely believe certain kinds of labor to be valued at less than the cost of a decent human livelihood.

One for each of the bowls if beans

Our government leans heavily on decorum and good faith. Trump’s success has been due to his refusal to adhere to decorum and good faith. Our system doesn’t know how to handle that other than shaming and shaking fists so Trump gets free reign to do whatever he wants.

Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.

I lived in Texas for a few years and can confirm, southern-style sweet tea is just tea-flavored syrup.

This is how Americans drink tea

I definitely understand social anxiety but also it’s a waste of energy to be worried that a fast food worker is going to judge you for being hungry.

But progressively more over the last decade…