Seth is my favorite late night host. His Closer Look segments are great.

Can’t take no chances. Better safe than sorry.

I’m a 3.

Nonsense, there are Brits everywhere around here. Florida is the only part of America they actually like. Nobody is deporting perfectly good white immigrants. They could probably make a case that they need asylum from their health care system. MAGA would buy that.

Level up your oral skills.

You have to drop trou in open court.

So he doesn’t believe in transgender, but he believes in transLIFE?

What a fucking clueless bitch. She goes on to compare AI with the rise of the Internet, without the most basic understanding that the Internet was supposed to transform our lives for good, while the primary objective of AI is to replace as many human jobs as possible, simply to increase profits, at the expense of nearly EVERYTHING else.

Nothing he likes better than big words and statistics.

The pool guy gets $3 mill, and kicks back the rest. Standard money laundering scheme.

Sure pay twice as much for half the quality, and listen to some redneck woman prattle on about how sexy Trump is for an hour.

I can’t use voicemail anymore. My message says “You can leave a message if you want, but I’ll never listen to it. If you want to reach me, send a text at this number, or email me at XXX.” That gets rid of most of the bullshit, and I only have to deal with people who were motivated to go the extra step to reach me.

We’re just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.

Like cats.

JFC, the most ghetto person in the entire country is the fucking president.

Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.

People like us tend to say “No, your other left.”

What’s that font? I can use that.

It’s terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

Their ego was flying high, having choices, only to come crashing down when one was relieved to get rid of her, LOL. Now she’ll go on her “opportunity” date, and be all sullen and pouty, and ruin that one, too.

Hilarious.

Born male.