You could also get canned cabbage and canned beets. Kids just love that stuff! (/s in case that wasn’t obvious)

It’s the Anti-Corn that Thiel warned us about.

I used to be like that guy till I took an arrow to the knee.

Whoa dang! You’ve got a typo there. It’s Tortilla chips, not Flotilla ships. Silly mistake, anyone could have made.

Not anymore it ain’t!! We have permission! From Ickplant! saLmon it is!

I’m seeing people with travel trailers parked on the curb. Seems like a viable expansion. Think of all the restaurants that usurped public space to put more tables out. At lease in my town they’ve been able to maintain their gains. Why couldn’t an individual do that, too?

The boycott season is getting riper by the day.

See, I’ve got this plan, get one of those “POD” things, or really just a mock up, and put it in front of my house, just off the curb. BOOM! It’s an extra room. Get some furniture. Have friends over for tea. Even maybe rent it out aerbnb style.

Gee, maybe we can be done with it, since we’ve been doing it so long, and it’s had so many adverse consequences?

Maybe the “battle” and “soldier” memes are an outgrowth of the military industrial complex, and just maybe we’d be better off abandoning them.

toot!

Know yer 'natomy!

Maybe it wasn’t murder. Maybe it was just an accident. There were probably lots of guns on campus, after all open carry is legal on campus’ in UT, as I understand. Let’s not prejudge the guy, he deserved a fair trial.

I see no sign of renunciation.

I missed the comma at first, and thought, “why have I not heard of whipped cream edibles?” I better get some coffee.

Joke’s on you, it is I that is obtuse.

I knew it! So Charlie’s Angle is right!

Charlie Angel

ID those faces and dox them seems to be one option.

Everybody’s lookin’ for Stilton