The Assman

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

Relevant username

A fucking DORK?

Ass Hill, you say 👀

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

Now kiss

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

Catch and release

You mean milk soup

The apprentice has become the master

This one speaks wisdom

This guy larms

Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth