

Step 1. I’m certain it’s caching
Step 2. After evaluating all the caches, it’s definitely not caching.
Step 3. oooohhh, it’s not ram caching, it’s file caching
Step 4. I checked all those files, they’re definitely not caching anything unsafe.
Step 5. Oh, it’s the other files that are caching.
Pfft! You sound like an Octopus pretending to be a real dad, you can’t fool me!