Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

Cover the whole world in gravel!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

This could be l due to sleep apnoea. I was tired all the time, taking daily naps and still utterly exhausted. Got a CPAP machine and I feel like a new man.

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Tbh I’m not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

He’s being a massive brick about it tho

MIFL Mother In Fridge too Long

They listen to Nine Inch Nails and work in factories.