Anne

I used to have a cat that I was able to train to use the toilet! It took less than 6 months to transition from the litterbox, and she was around 3 when we started so she was already very set in her ways.

It requires something this This Toilet Insert and a spare bathroom that doesn’t need to be used by anyone but the cat for the length of the training. (Even if you remove the insert to use the toilet, the cat will likely object to any smells that aren’t their own)

Yet, I am completely unable to get my dog to stop humping men… Only ever men. Suggestions welcomed.

No, technically that is dressing

I assume you’re a better person than me and don’t do this, but right now I am absolutely fantasizing about just leaving the dishes and whatever is sticky all over the counters, moving house, and starting a new life… That’s what I imagine when you say you rent a house for thanksgiving and fully support it.

This was me watching Yorkshire puddings rise this morning. Like a delicious version of those shitty little fireworks snakes, it’s mesmerizing!

This gives me the same feeling as being carded at the grocery store

… If it’s three days or less, do you just not brush your teeth?