Might be helpful if the guy lost his phone at a party or something.

You must be up by Tallahassee, it looks like it’s only supposed to hit 40 in Orlando, which is cold but not icicles on the orange trees cold.

My mom moved to Florida from Pennsylvania when she was in high school and her first winter there it started snowing during class. All of her classmates rushed to the window, and she was confused because it was “just” snow, lol.

For the monument to your hubris, maybe make it a space elevator too? Also satellites can totally get around your enormous shining dong, it won’t successfully clear LEO like you hope.

Which stadium does his current subscriber count fill now?

Minnesota had deep fried ranch at the state fair last year.

Ultimate convenience microwave - add a camera inside the microwave and use image recognition to identify the food and automatically cook it perfectly.

And this is how you end up with an AI subscription-based microwave that sells your data.

I agree with everyone else saying this is probably an Alyx sequel for the Deckard headset they’re developing…

But if it’s legit HL3 it’ll be hilarious if they announce it on April 1st.

I’ve got to head over to St Paul for something in the next few days and there’s usually a bored pig around, I can ask if it’s real if you want.

Or you could figure out how to use Wiimotes or Joycons on Dolphin - I’ve done enough searching to know it’s possible, but not enough to tell you how.

I was assuming you were talking about B Dylan Hollis until you got to the name of the channel.

Who took this picture of me hauling ass over the icy sidewalk to catch the train the other night?

I’m honestly astonished they don’t require payment info on file to collect them by this point - initially it’s a way to bribe people into making an account, and now they could bribe a bunch of people into giving payment info and lowering one more barrier to actually buying from them.

Heroic is also on Windows and Mac. It works with GOG too so that’s one less launcher necessary.

I didn’t until I started using a VPN.

I’ve never seen captchas like that before, I wonder what kinda weird shit the next generation of captchas will be once we’ve trained the machines to solve these?

Damn it BP, clean up your oil spill! Look what you’ve done to the wildlife!

One of the perks of going vegetarian is that it’s gotten rid of my decision paralysis in most restaurants - there’s usually only two or three things that I can eat on any given menu. The smart places know where the bar is for decent vegetarian options and meet or exceed it, because the vegetarian in the friend group can and will veto if the option is a plain baked potato or the like.

No, because eyeballs are meat grapes.

Sure, but I wouldn’t expect an elderly user to be one of the people with the natural ability to nuke their OS.

I’ve daily driven Bazzite, an immutable distro, since July, and I haven’t seen the kind of Flatpak issues they talk about - or frankly any major issues, this whole experience has been way easier than Windows ever was with updates (it took me a few minutes to figure out Proton and Heroic launcher though). I didn’t know about the new Fedora update until I booted up and my lock screen was different. My experience is that Bazzite (and likely all of the other uBlue Fedoras) is fantastic and absolutely ready now.

That said, nothing is more stable than something like Debian. Unless you’ve got some hardcore gamer grandma I think the immutable distros are a solution to a problem not present in OPs hypothetical.

Time to take a break from the eggnog.