The longest non-medical word (because c’mon, that’s Latin) is antidisestablishmentarianism. I think it is basically being pro-establishment (government) because of the double negative in the word.

vacuum

Got an air plant one time because it “thrives on neglect”. Still killed it. Tried again and neglected it a bit less. Still died.

Double knots are the worst. So hard to untie. Try Ian’s Secure Knot

For slippery shoelaces that seem to come undone all the time, I’m so happy I learned Ian’s Secure Knot. It’s very strong, but still comes undone easily only if you pull on both of the lace endings at the same time. Pulling on one end won’t cause the knot to come undone. Once you’re practiced, it only takes a bit longer to tie than a regular shoelace knot.

French taught on Canada (outside Quebec) is France French, not Quebec French. My source on this is that I was taught to say “we” for “oui” and not “wayh”. And the Quebec French sound I’m only getting from comediens on CBC so that could be way off.

Bob - Weird Al Yankovic might be up your alley.

It reads correctly, unless you have a demented mind.

Iove technology, so I was shocked at that part that someone would name their computer like that. But the character is 75 years old, so it makes sense.

A great SciFi book series with this is Old Man’s War. I love the brain pal concept in it.

Good enough for Soldier, good enough for me. The self damage stinks though.

Shit is a horrible key for running anyway. Not sure how it became standard. I use spacebar for run and shit to jump.

Wat.

Googles…

Fucking hell!

You have no power here! I use a standing desk.

Def Jam 2: Fight for NY. It’s basically like some of the older WWF wresling games where there can be 4 fighters at a time, but you can only be targetting one at a time. But all the fighters are rappers. The finishing moves are awesome!

I saw Stephen Page live as part of some group doing a Christmas concert. His vocals absolutely stood out from the others and was just so powerful. I wish he was still with the Barenaked Ladies, but I’ve still enjoyed a lot of their work without him.

I play the banjo and not the guitar, so I finger pick these open instead of shred.

Your houses would become an extremely valuable trade route.

You can milk snake venom. Still doesn’t sound too easy.

Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.