‘Deez nuts, Harry’

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that’s called ‘batard’ -bastard.

That’s all.

sperm-doner

Listen I’m all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.

I worked in a bar and a maternity ward nurse that frequented had some stories (as they got called in for helping with ‘extraction’) there were fun stories with billiard balls and less fun stories with young children.

One memorable story is where she managed to identify the plus side to a clergymans cassocks: You can wear one with the shampoo bottle you ‘fell upon’ still inserted.

https://www.survival-manual.com/substances/how-to-make-potash.php

I’m still going for it

I wonder how archeologists would interpret Monopoly if they found only the game board

Rest in peace

He knows the correct spelling, so probably is aware of the meaning, too

Does the pie tastes more creamy to you too?

Those are difficult to imagine in Goofy’s voice. Could you share a recording?

Going to a big tf2 LAN in England and watching the games with a crowd of people that shared in the love for that game.

Made me realize for the first time why some people obsess over sports.

That was indeed an epic game to finish

This is the most responsible one so far.

Where do you get the bomb?

Funny look up fast food menus from the 70s

Because judging people on prejudice is what we like doing. It’s innate, but also a bit harmful towards those that don’t fit the mold.

Also a lot of love for Wallace. That may also be why we favor older people in elections. I don’t think that’s a good thing.

I know it’s a shit post, but I felt like doing a Debby downer in here. Disregard if it spoils your fun.

I’ll throw in EEK! The Cat in with the hilarious and witty parodies

Straight to hell, obviously

It would be better if it didn’t need the plaque

After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess