I’m from the Netherlands.

This IS an unpopular opinion.

Depends where you’re from though, peanut butter & jelly/jam isn’t really a thing here.

The last Rockstar game I’ve been able to finish was Vice City. SA, GTA IV, GTA V and RDR2: as much as I want to like them, at some point they always loose their appeal.

GTA 6 isn’t coming out for PC at the moment, but even if it had I would have skipped it. It might be a technological marvel, but in the end the gameplay is what matters and Rockstar’s gameplay just isn’t my thing. Especially for €100,-.

So, that turd was stuck in there. Really stuck, like an immigrant in an ICE facility. I’m pushing down on the little vandal, like with the BEST push, when it suddenly popped and slid out.

At least that’s my take on this, haven’t watched it with sound to prevent my brain cells from committing suicide.

Is your nut red and hot to the touch? Could be an STI, time to see the doctor.

But how to sexualize male characters and do “fan service” for the female audience?

Easy, just add Caius Cosades to your game:

It moves the value of register (a CPU memory cell) rbx to register rax. It’s not that important though.

Basically the comic shows that the CPU is happily chugging along, executing instructions when suddenly the keyboard sends an interrupt telling the CPU it must stop all work and listen to whatever it has to say.

That was how keyboards worked before USB (back when they used PS/2 or DIN connectors). With USB it’s the other way around: the device gets polled X times per second to check if it has any data to send.

Personally I’ve found the Canon laser MFPs to also play nice with Linux, with both scanning and printing working just fine.

Not enough Social Credits? Well, looks like you better start learning how to use the seashells then.

worst

I concur, if only because it’s also Dutch for “sausage”, which I find highly appropriate in this case.

“I also like to live dangerously.”

Experiences vary. My 67 year old mother requires my help every few months because Ubuntu managed to fuck up itself again. Or because she managed to do so. I wish I could switch her to something more stable (fuck, even Windows didn’t give here that much trouble back in the days), but due to an accident she can’t handle a change like that anymore. So fuck my life, I’m stuck with supporting that piece of shit excuse of a Linux distro.

So is comparing a Microsoft bug to the highlight of the Apollo project and conveniently ignoring all the setbacks that both led up to and followed it.

I don’t mind bashing Microsoft where warranted, but this just feels like cherry picking from a long list of technical and procedural failures.

Apollo 1:

Fire, I smell fire. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Roger Chaffee (presumed)

Outlook malfunctioning is extremely tame compared to the issues the early space program ran in to. Somehow this meme really rubs me the wrong way.

You missed the joke. That was a quote from Deus Ex, the game depicted in the screenshot. 🙂

And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.

Why? It’s completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.

There is never a reason to not back in, and the end result is always a better parking job and an easier exit.

With the exception of diagonally placed parking spots next to a one-way lane, like the 30-60 degree ones here: https://www.dimensions.com/collection/parking-lot-layouts.

If the lane is wide enough you might be able to back up into a 60 degree one, but I’d hardly qualify it as a better parking job or easier exit.

With regular parking lots I fully agree that backing up is usually far superior.

If they wanted to live, they shouldn’t have signed up to kill people for the empire. Instead of following orders, they can refuse them.

Guess at least it’s good to see there isn’t any difference between Americans and Russians after all.

This indeed ☝🏻

Good, get the fuck out of here and report to /c/dadjokes@lemmy.world on the double. 😋