That’s a very quaternionphobic list.

Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!

Bow tie, and also add a monocle.

What’s Hugs in for?

Why use print! and not println!? You’ll just mess up the terminal text flow…

Poker has all-in rules, which basically say if a player bets all their chips the other players can’t force them to bet more chips by raising their own bets. This is crucial for the balance of the game - without it, the moment a player gets a lead they could simply force all the other players to fold and automatically win every single hand - not matter what the cards are.

The legal system does not work that way.

I mean, didn’t they do the exact same thing with the planet?

So… the comparison to the military still holds.

Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.

Of which one?

Even if they knew - the hurdle is too high for a kid to go through. And even if they did - they’ll probably face retribution from the school for dragging them to court.

He got shot for denying poor people their shots.

Personally I’m glad Hitler is dead but I don’t approve of the person who shot him.

Don Quixote really was up to something…

From a certain point of view - isn’t this exactly what happened here?

I often go into a Git worktree of one of my projects and mess around a bit to try something out. If I find it’s not working, I tell git to discard the changes with git checkout . and git clean -df. What I’m saying is exactly “on second thought, don’t do anything" - while what happens in practice is that Git restores all files to their HEAD status and removes all the new files that are not already in HEAD.

Of course, the difference is that I already have all the work I want to keep under source control, so these changes I’ve discarded really were that - just changes. He, on the other hand, “was just playing with the source control option” - so these “changes” he was discarding really were all his work. But Git did not know that.

I mean, considering how many times villains have tried to poison the city’s water supply - I’d say there probably is.

Jaguaren’t

People will keep having kids even if most of them will die

“even if”? Biologically, knowing that most of your offspring are going to die is a reason to have as many kids as possible.

Maybe you haven’t met the right cream yet?

No. You love cream. That’s a different thing.