Don’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.

Hey, hey, hey: Mushrooms before acid (although honestly trying to make friends with shared interests is probably the best idea).

Problems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.

Depends on the type of shoe, and manufacturers. Louis Vuitton generally use better materials, but often the knock offs aren’t too much worse, similar with a lot of fashion shoes. That is excepting stuff like traditional dress shoes, which often do require a skilled craftsman to make. The most pronounced difference however, is generally in work boots. Expensive work boots are usually expensive because they use better materials and longer lasting designs. Knockoffs usually don’t last very long in comparison because they don’t use good materials and skim in areas that affect longevity.

“Points at adoption/fostering (assuming you want children)”

Because it’s trolls more often than not.

More the barefoot shoes, like vivo barefoot and whitin. Just know, if you are doing a ton of walking without conditioning and/or streching, you are gonna get hurt. So the alternative is zero drop shoes, like Altra.

Why, why did you consume the oats?!

Most don’t, no (US). It just goes to your estate, so if you have anything of value that will be sold to help with it before it goes to any of your loved ones.

Depends on the location. A lot of them just have a cop car in the parking lot, or the cops will eat in late. I wish they paid their staff more, but it’s really hard to beat their prices.

I’m from the south and have been to a quite a few of those states (and the ones I haven’t been to, their reputation precedes them). I say this because I wouldn’t really recommend visiting them. Georgia is a pretty good example, as most of the state kinda sucks, outside of Atlanta and maybe Savanna. A lot of these states are just really poor, and it drastically affects their living standards and the people who live there. They might not be a complete monolithic block, but they’re similar more often than not.

It’s generally not as bad as Mississippi, and it’s forgotten more often. Similar with Louisiana, but more issues with weather and water there.

Yep. Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, and most of Georgia (Atlanta is pretty different, thus is better).

Don’t forget salad. Outback is largely one of the worst if you’re vegetarian unfortunately. Most steakhouses at least have a few vegetable sides and can make a meal out of them.

If it can ship before tariffs become an issue, maybe.

Seconding this, have made many recipes from it and generally is my go to when first searching for a recipe.

Well, at least the children…

Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.

I mean, he’s driving a charger soo…

Thank Mr skeltal!