Simple and clean is the way that you’re making me feeeeeeeel tonight. 🎶

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Brilliant. I do think it would be nice is longer emoticons shrunk once they hit a certain length (though that just may be my phone).

I took break from Silent Hill 2. I logged in and used up all my health and shot at a door. Had no idea what the buttons were. After reloading, I was a like, “Ah, great… What the fuck am I looking for?”

I thought dude fell off a ladder. I was like, “no wonder he quit! It’s dangerous!”

• Books
• Porn
• Streaming Services
• Bottled Water (if you have access/the means of purchasing a filter)
• “Buy now, play later.” Just buy it later and avoid the fees.
• A lot of “Courses.” There are so many free resources online.

I feel the same way. I was really surprised that OnlyFans took off the way it did, when it did. There’s so much out there, I didn’t think there would be a market.

That’s a good point. It’s not like we’re lacking attractive people on the internet.

If I knew I was going to make some money? Sure. But I hear it’s super difficult since so many people do the same. But if you think you have a gimmick, or are super attractive, you could make a but of change.

That’s why I don’t leave the house. 😎

I fought with my aunt about “mom jeans.” I was telling her it was a style of jeans and she was adament that it was any kind of jeans that a “mother” is wearing.

Smart. Pretty, dumb people get taken advantage of. Besides, I’m already unattractive, might as well give me something after making me go through high school 😒

“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”

Am I to assume that the flash is just spin pissing? Or is it spinning to match whatever position he happens to be in when it’s time?

That’s adorable ♥️

I think if that was the case, Ace people would just stick to “sure things?”

Edit: Also, ace people can have relationships. It can’t be about rejection if Ace people have people asking and accepting offers to be with them.

Cats can be trained! I took it serious this time around and she’s learned how to stand up, shake, and high five. The trick is finding something they really, really like to eat since they won’t do it just to make your happy 😅

Edit: Also weird that cats are thought to be worse because they’re (sometimes) less subservient? Like, is that the only quality of a pet?

I’m glad that Asexuality is getting more attention. So many people have said, “Well, you must be attracted to somebody.” To me it’s like admiring a pretty vase, or a work of art. I can see that it’s beautiful, but I still don’t want to have relations with it.

The lady in the white shirt loses her sleeve, the guy(?) in the blue shirt gained a higher color the guy next to him got bigger hair, and the guy in the red short is… Thinner, I think?

I don’t understand what these changes signify. I get the Kegel part, but why does it change their apperence in these ways? Or maybe it’s to show a passage of time?

Glue in different colors, different hair salads, gravel and sand dishes. And a selection of straw, pencil, and pen appetizers so you have something to chew on while you pick.

Amazon is just speedy AliExpress. Sellers use all kinds of key words so they pop up in the search, and they’ll use different words for the same drop-shipped item that a dozen other sellers have. The sizes are all different because they’re from varying shops and countries, quality is always questionable, and some are just scams (shout out to that 2tb hardrive I got a few years back that was just coded to read that when plugged in). You can’t trust the reviews, as they’re likely bought, bots, or both.

Looking for a product is low key exhausting, especially if it’s important. You have to check videos, reviews, reddit, lemmy, Twitter, so you can get a variety of responses since the first 5 are alway "wow, my life has been changed by the DooDoo dome 1500.“