You see, what it was is that the sea was getting crowded and ancient fishbro just needed like five minutes of peace and fucking quiet…

Just lit it right up in a flash, right?

This is unsafe, because it might lead to a catastrophic tire failure. A small pebble under the valve stem cap is much safer and equally effective.

My kids and I have played for a decade plus on MC with an initial investment of exactly $10.

We do buy coins about once a year to support the game and its updates.

Ramen.

May he bless your controller/mouse with his noodly appendages.

People who block the whole aisle with their shopping cart.

People who open their car door on the street without looking for traffic.

People who won’t get out of the left lane.

Take your pick.