Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

People downvoting this thread because they’re not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for “warranty replacement” to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

I want that shirt

Probability of precipitation

Btw never do that. You’re supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

Confucius says “women belong in the chicken”… Apparently?

Cmon, Doom doesn’t count? You’re literally killing Satan

If anything the employees getting fired and the project being shitcanned adds another layer of social commentary

Not on my christian Minecraft server

You’re just underscoring my argument. If the British were about to tear down Stonehenge for building a shopping mall and out of nowhere the Black Panther’s stealth jet materialized to take the entire thing to the Wakanda national museum, I’d be absolutely fine with it.

In so many cases that exact sentiment just turned out to be true though. How many ancient artifacts have been destroyed by political/religions extremists? How many more were lost due to neglect or because people tore them apart to use them as building materials? It probably wasn’t right to take them at the time but man, am I glad they took them.

Hot take but it’s good that the British museum “stole” so much stuff. To quote everyone’s favorite archeologist: ‘This belongs in a museum.’

Japanese is whacky… Like why not just pick one alphabet instead of using 3 different ones? Are they stupid?

Agnes ist tot… Gut so

Both the current and previous president are involved? Never realized Pee Gate goes this deep…

Never said forced, they just so happen to terminate about 42% of pregnancies.

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