T. Hex

No mistakes I believe in you Claude

Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

Have you ever heard of “breaking wind”? Every day, millions of people fart. A single toot is inconsequential, but add them all together and you get weather!

I am shocked that people are willing to pay $70 for a digital download when they can buy a used disc for $10. I get that you’re paying for convenience, but it’s too much!

It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.

That’s why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.

The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.

I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.

You kidding me? Anything she needs she can just break off a robosaurus or something.

May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)

It’s very popular, too.

It likely has a distinctive vendor ID and product ID that it provides to the OS.

That is hilarious. They gave Christianity the selfish-gene treatment. I’ll be embarrassed if this is a page from the book — I haven’t actually read it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derinkuyu_underground_city

Doesn’t smoking suppress your sense of smell? I wonder if they couldn’t smell how bad it is while they were still smoking.

I feel like we collectively forgot about “vape lung”

I imagine it has more to do with money density, e.g. dollars per cubic inch. If you sold gold bars, making them huge limits the amount that someone can sneak out under their trenchcoat.

You’re absolutely right!

Noseblind Airlines only hires employees with chronic sinusitis

Check yourself

I can only assume it’s a regular expression matching zero or more “f” before “uck”

• uck
• fuck
• ffuck
• And so on…

They’re usually the same PDF that’s designed for a giant paper menu, so I feel like I’m reading a huge document through a peephole.

A “responsive” website that reshapes the document to fit your screen size is usually a better experience. But I’ve certainly seen it done poorly and wished they hadn’t tried to be clever.