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There’s only one toilet in hell
Title Text
Halt, traveler! If you would cross my bridge, you must first go on a date with me.
Oh no, I’ve committed the sin of lactose intolerance. How many Hail Mary’s do I have to do?
3 bloody marys and one weeping jesus
Okay, I had 3 bloody marys and I’m a bit tipsy, now. What’s the recipe for weeping jesus?
Ltaaank you… so much… hic. You know… hic… you are like the best friend. stumbles
All of them
I want a gluten intolerant devil girl now.
More bread for me when I take her to red lobster.
Now I want to take a girl to red lobster but (since I fucking hate seafood, wish I liked it but I don’t) I just order three orders of Cheddar Bays and eat until I can’t anymore as if it’s normal while she eats lobster or whatever sea-roach, just for the lolz.
I wonder where a toilet in hell flushes to…
Margaret Thatcher’s head
Stand down Margaret
HGLUUUURK
Relatable.
Hot girls & IBS is a classic
If the title text you’re referring to is the one on the top banner, that’s not unique to each comic. If you click on it or reload the page you can cycle the texts.
Interestingly enough, if you check the page source, there are to two texts listed for each comic. The “title” one is the one that pops up if you hover over the comic (ie for this one, the “There’s only one toilet in hell.”) The “alt” one I can’t figure out how to view on the main comic page. For this comic, it’s “It’s not a character flaw if you like it”.
