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I have a selection of curses. Pick a number.

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The best three cocksuckers in the world can’t be on the same plane, in case it crashes

    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 month ago

      If you know you’re the best at it, you’re free to enjoy the execution almost however you please. I guess ask the lich “can I still give a bad blowjob if I don’t really like the guy?”

      Don’t be tempted to say there’s no such thing either. The true best should be able to make the worst outcome happen, in ways no one else could otherwise imagine.

      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        1 month ago

        I might be the best. Because I immediately thought of “slam a book on his testicles right before he climaxes,” and I feel like that’s in the running for ‘worst.’ Unless I specifically get someone who’s into that.