Before you get mad at me, when was the last time you watched it?
- Dialogue is mediocre
- story left me indifferent
- characters are one dimensional
- there are no surprises
- the world is cool tho
- and my god are they crying a lot while carrying that MF to that Volcano 🌋
The best thing I can say about this movie trilogy is that it is kinda comfy
For me it’s the pacing. The movies are like 11 hours long, and 8 of those hours is just reaction shots of Sam and Frodo gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes.
Seriously, you could shave a few seconds off of every shot and lose nothing. It’s just how Peter Jackson directs. His King Kong was the same way. You’re supposed to use long reaction shots to let important moments sink in, but he does it after every line.
The music was great. I’ll give it that.