Before you get mad at me, when was the last time you watched it?
- Dialogue is mediocre
- story left me indifferent
- characters are one dimensional
- there are no surprises
- the world is cool tho
- and my god are they crying a lot while carrying that MF to that Volcano 🌋
The best thing I can say about this movie trilogy is that it is kinda comfy
Tolkien stans burn me out so much. I’m fed up with them only slightly more than the faux dominion over fantasy that everyone else gives to Tolkien himself.