Listen worm! All know that a waffle cut exposes the greatest surface area to the heat source. This results in the most optimum caramelization, you spavined cur!
The crowned crispness of the waffle cut is superior in all ways, you petaQ!
Waffle cut! For the glory of the Empire! Death to all crinkle cut worms!
I mean, I’ll fight you for fun.
Listen worm! All know that a waffle cut exposes the greatest surface area to the heat source. This results in the most optimum caramelization, you spavined cur!
The crowned crispness of the waffle cut is superior in all ways, you petaQ!
Waffle cut! For the glory of the Empire! Death to all crinkle cut worms!