Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1799arrow-down129
arrow-up1770arrow-down1imageIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoThis sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours ago“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell” https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoExactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoMaxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.
This sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell”
https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
Maxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.