over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?message-squaremessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square80fedilinkfile-text
I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day agoNails. I think we could go without nails. Specially toe nails. Finger nails could be an optional add on. I don’t mind shitting, it feels good. We could probably absorb more of it so we have less shit to do? Seems so inefficient.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoEh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming. Have an upvote 👍
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoOK, we can compromise and keep your index finger and thumb nail. But they grow at 1/10 the speed.
Nails. I think we could go without nails. Specially toe nails. Finger nails could be an optional add on.
I don’t mind shitting, it feels good. We could probably absorb more of it so we have less shit to do? Seems so inefficient.
Eh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming.
Have an upvote 👍
OK, we can compromise and keep your index finger and thumb nail. But they grow at 1/10 the speed.