I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoIf this was your last day alive. What would you do?message-squaremessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down11
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareIf this was your last day alive. What would you do?I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square64linkfedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 years agoKiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoWhen you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoNope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years ago One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoWell, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
minus-squareI'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWhen you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoMusic, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Yes