SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoI promiselemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down116
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minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·10 months agoHmmm. I WASN’T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis. Waiter: Sir please don’t do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese. Me: Then why aren’t there signs saying not to do it.
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoPOV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI’m the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don’t think my chances for immortality are too good.
Hmmm. I WASN’T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don’t do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren’t there signs saying not to do it.
POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
I’m the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don’t think my chances for immortality are too good.