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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

A Database Management System

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A Database Management System

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s all good though, there’s a two year project underway to upgrade to Access.

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  • nayminlwin@lemmy.ml
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    We keep our product information catalogue in a sqlite file.

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      sqlite works surprisingly well even for non trivial loads I find

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        I wished browser standard would just adopt something close to sqlite instead of IndexedDB.

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          indeed

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      BRO

      Migrate that shit to MySQL or PostgreSQL immediately. You are playing with fire.

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        So lomg as you back it up and it does not have multiple write transactions concurrently, swlite works pretty fine even fornbig loads.

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    As the defacto Excel guy in my office… I’m sorry. Also, I’m kind of proud of what I managed to accomplish.

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      Sounds like chaotic good, of something?

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      😄

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    hmm looks like Lemmy and Mastodon reflect each other’s memes

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      Well they are both interoperable

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    When we made a new webshop for the fancy clothing store.

    “With the new software you may use your own SKUs (stock keeping units) in the online store so that you don’t have to translate its IDs to yours manually.” - “Oh, we always used the IDs from the old webshop. Mrs Schmidt always keeps stock by herself.”

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