WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWhen you've been in the pool a little too long...lemmy.caimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down18
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minus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·2 years agoMy wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis. I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
minus-squareTheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoFucking A brother I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes