Kayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agoJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1681arrow-down114file-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1667arrow-down1imageJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneKayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·2 years agoAlso means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoNothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 years agoSorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoI wish we would have popped into a better existence.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoWe should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
I wish we would have popped into a better existence.
We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
I thought it was last Thursday.
GODDAMMIT