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YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Okay…let’s divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like…bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono… “Different strokes for different folks,” and all that jazz…

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      That’s why I orgasm uncontrollably when I smell dumpster juice.

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        Found the housefly

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          I was about to say “actually they’re Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fly” and felt really clever about my joke

          And then I realized that’s not actually their username and now I just feel dumb

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          Thank you! I’ve been looking for it for hours!

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            Found the chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-producer.

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              deleted by creator

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        Sweet motherfucking Christ…that username. Looool

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      …ok

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      How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾

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        Ahhh…fuck…I used the wrong words…I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!

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        🦶

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      Soon enough you’ll be like “some feet are better than others”

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        basically genocide

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          Pedocide wait

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            Pedicide I think

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              Pesticides I drink…

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                Who doesn’t drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there’s something wrong with my brain

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                  YouTube: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto’s Roundup is Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass

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                    Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

                    YouTube: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto’s Roundup is Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass

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      Yeah don’t group me with those dirty feet people /s

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        What about clean feet people?

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          Dirty now … jfc

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      Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…

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        Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya’ll we’re right.

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        what’s the joke

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          What’s the difference between a duck?

          One of its legs are both the same.

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            I’ve come across almost the same one in my native language, but it’s about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it’d go something like this:

            What’s the difference between a stork?

            Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.

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            both are nevar put backwards

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