Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.

And the book is empty inside

My disaster recovery plan:

1. I plan on not having a disaster.

2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?

“This tale is all of woe!”