I originally thought about “and everyone in between”, but it does not sit well with me.

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    Here are some fun greetings. Not all of these include every person:

    • “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals”
    • “Girls, gays, and theys”
    • “Friends, Romans, countrymen”
    • “Ladies, gents, violents, and the rest of you”
    • “Ladies”, followed by a pointed stare to the men in the room for at least five seconds
    • “All miscreants gathered here”

    Some that work generally:

    • “Distinguished guests”
    • “Esteemed guests”
    • “Folks/people”
    • “You all/all of you/y’all”
    • “Good people/folk here today/tonight”
    • “Everyone/everybody gathered here today/tonight”