neo2478@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoWhat third word can I add to "Ladies and Gentlemen" to make it inclusive?message-squaremessage-square219linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareWhat third word can I add to "Ladies and Gentlemen" to make it inclusive?neo2478@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square219linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerowinxavier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 day agoI would consider the context to get the correct formal register. For an event with people of equal station and no elevation of class - “Hello everybody, how are we all tonight?” For closer friends a simple greeting works best - “Friends! May I have your attention?” If you are in a close group of Australians - “Oi cunts! Shut up for a sec!” And if you are in a group including any billionaires just sharpen the guillotine and don’t give them any warning.
I would consider the context to get the correct formal register.
For an event with people of equal station and no elevation of class - “Hello everybody, how are we all tonight?”
For closer friends a simple greeting works best - “Friends! May I have your attention?”
If you are in a close group of Australians - “Oi cunts! Shut up for a sec!”
And if you are in a group including any billionaires just sharpen the guillotine and don’t give them any warning.