One kid shouts at another “DUDE I GOT ANIMORPH POWERS LIKE THE BOOKS WATCH THIS”
They flatten and produce hooved forelimbs, eyes bulging and receding, spine twisting and crunching in a horrific flow and churn of flesh and bone, until they become a depressed stallion.
The other blankly replies “you got an animorph powers and decided to animorph into an Italian?”
Yeah, I haven’t seen any Rocky films. They don’t speak to me. I’m also not american and ir’s a very american film, I hear. I was born in 1990, so don’t consider myself particularly young. I think I’m on the median on Lemmy, but that’s conjecture
Please think about those two sentences for a minute.
No, you.