Better have kneepads cleverly sewn in to this thing so your knees aren’t ruined three houses into trick or treating
‘mommy, why… What are those three ladies supposed to be?..’
NSFW, I guess, because I wouldn’t want to this if it came up while I was sharing my screen…


“Hey do you want another drink?”
me looking up from my hands and knees while covered in dog shit from the front yard
“I’m all good thanks”