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none of my greatest mistakes seemed all that great at the time.

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Use barrier protection when fucking any body part that shoots blood.

  • Sturgist@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I knew a guy back in the day. He’d got kicked in the face by a horse when he was a kid and had a glass eye. His party trick was to pop out the glass eye and smoke a cigar from his eye socket. I’ve not seen or heard about him in over 20 years…I’m convinced he ded