I’m new as in this is my first day using lemmy. I don’t know anything about lemmy etiquette and don’t want to do anything bad

thanks and have an amazing day! also plz be kind :D

  • uncouple9831@lemmy.zipdeleted by creator
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    9 months ago

    As long as you have irrational levels of hate and vitriol for AI, windows, epic games, and democrats, you should be fine.

    It also helps if you’ve named any of your sex toys things like “Linus” or “Gabe” and you regularly scream their names during orgasm but that’s optional.

    Lot of people seem to be acting like none of this is true. Clearly we aren’t on the same parts of lemmy.

      • uncouple9831@lemmy.zipdeleted by creator
        33·
        9 months ago

        This post is on ml, I figured that would be clear within maybe 10-15 seconds of opening the comment section of any thread regardless of topic 😜

        Although I do think lemmy on the whole hates democrats more than republicans. Like the republicans are subhuman mole creatures who just need love to stop being evil while the democrats are soulless people who know what good is and think they’re good but they aren’t.

        • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
          18·
          9 months ago

          Republicans tell me to my face that they want to destroy me and the people I love

          Democrats think I’m too stupid to notice that they’re also trying to destroy us, and that just pisses me off

            • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
              18·
              9 months ago

              Oh big time, but I see dumbass libs seeing us hate on the democrats and immediately calling us trumpers because their last remaining neuron can only manage that much

              So I was just adding the context that we hate all capitalist parties

        • wolfinthewoods@lemmy.mlEnglish
          14·
          9 months ago

          The democrats are easier to hate because they act like their your friends, at least the republicans are just full mask off and will say you’re a fucking subhuman. For reference, I think they’re both abhorent, just that republicans don’t lie to you about it.

      • uncouple9831@lemmy.zipdeleted by creator
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        9 months ago

        Oh true, when you scream Linus’ name out in your bed, make sure you add an addendum of “no not that one he’s an asshole, I mean the Linus who isn’t an asshole”