It has given me ptsd. There was also the time a guy drilled his finger in half.

Look, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I have been a machinist for 16 years. I witnessed someone turning into mist via lathe. The entire company closed for a month. I wish I had problems like “Oh shit I pushed bad code to prod!”

Free Sephora! End the oppression!

Not only is this not censorship, it is functionally a different word entirely. The spelling matters here.

That’s not a man. It’s a Chicken Boo!

I’ve never been able eat anything other than a red delicious because that and granny Smith (which goes in pies), are the only varieties available to me. ;(

Thanks. It has been a long time.

OK, this could be a meme I am out of the loop for.This is a run if memtest, yeah? The huge letters are/were not a thing. My back hurts and the nurse said I could get an extra serving of pudding today.

I guess it just hit me. I have been away from Wondows for so long that I’m not even understanding memes anymore. I haven’t seen a blue screen in maybe 20 years. (yes, I understand this is BIOS)

Nonsense. Mine is 09, much better than 4.

Oh look. cm0002 attempted to steal this within seconds because I posted here. It’s sad, really.

The entire world’s data VS the entire world’s air.

Joke’s on you, mine is 5.

How do I begin? Basically, an India based company that does TLS certification published some comically bad private keys. One of which was just the character 4. Update all of your browsers btw, desktop and mobile. This is a very major low level security breech of the entire internet.

It may take Linux distros days to patch it, and this includes millions of servers.

I loved Seven Eves as a whole, but the novella AR the end drops in quality significantly imo. Still very worth the read.

No nation state should be respected.

I need to be honest here. I bought my current “gaming” laptop in 2020 because my PC got struck by lightning right at the height of the last GPU crisis and I needed something. It came with 8gb of RAM, upgradable to 32 gb. I have never needed more. That system runs Cyberpunk at 100 steady fps, and I have no desire to play anything more graphically intense than that.

That being said, I wanted to upgrade last year because it was possible. I looked up the price for SO-DIMM RAM right after it skyrocketed and said “nope, I’m good”.

OK fair. I was dense there, and taking that into account, it’s pretty funny

The top image implies a shuffle. Those foils are now garbage.

If someone riffle shuffled my deck like that, I’d send them an invoice.

I have no idea as to what TVP is.