This. So fucking much this. I’ve seen Jira used to plan waterfall schedules, to track meeting actions, and as a relational database. And all of them claiming to be “agile”.
When used for the right thing in the right way, Jira is a great tool. It is people who make it shitty, and specifically the type of PM who doesn’t understand the complexities, people or technical, of their work.
Yeah, he’s not getting made fun of for his shoes. They’re just a convenient target of ridicule. Son is about to learn a life lesson.
I’m sorry. People are shit.
I’m with you. Hope we can do it without violence but it is looking grim.
Not a bad list, but 6/9 being there and not pi or 11/32 is just criminal.
The idea that moving your finger slightly to support the smoothe functioning of traffic and the welfare of other humans is not “masculine” enough makes me want to castrate some fuckers.
That’s awesome! Well done, and keep up the hard work. Don’t forget to stretch.
I was thinking, “Glad these are all of the monkey running away. Seeing that running at you would be terrifying.”
Moments later, “Yup, I would shit myself seeing that little guy barrelling at me like that.”
Seconded. The only reason I use Google is if I actually want an ad served to me.
#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.
But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.
There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.
“Shithead”
Pronounced: shi-THEED
Spelled: Shit Head
Depends on if you are on a big endian or little endian architecture.
Common misconception… Unsigned booleans (ubool) are always 16-bits.
01111111 = true
11111111 = negative true = false
Yeah, this is a common sense thing. If you don’t balance the mass the next time you pull it out of the fridge there’s a good chance the imbalance causes the carton to twist or to bang it on something on the way out.
I do this as well. Killed “bruh” in a weekend. The t-shirt idea is next level, though. Kudos.
Popped into my head randomly today so I queued it up. The universe sent me that song just so it could be in my ass.
Machine Learning is the general field, and I think if we weren’t wrapped up in the AI hype we could be training models to do important things like diagnosing disease and not writing shitty code or creating fantasy art work.