Trying to make nuanced arguments is pointless with these people.

Anything less than vitriolic hatred is zealously attacked.

Give her your monster.

Ssssssashhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt

Awwww

Youve gotta arm all the taxi and bus drivers too, to even it out.

You ever fuck an rtx 4090?

So you dont have to

You meme done for make then why!

How can you say you love her?

S - stick your dick in it

What about bone hurting juice?

Can I please get a large pizza with extra foreskin?

Makes sense.

Does consent under vampiric hypnosis count as consent?

What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?

Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?

Where did the monkeys come from?

Why isn’t she calling animal control?

Oh yeah!

“Son, I’m going out to catch some Pokémon I’ll be back in an hour”

Phew.

I was worried right up until the end there.