as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I’m a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

I’m a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!

I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I’m a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT’S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!

These are genuinely pleasant to eat because you can get your mouth around the entire side of it and basically eat it like a bialy

your desktop backgrounds I can’t 😂😂😂

thanks for the writeup! I dislike straws but am going to try using them for a few days to see if I notice a difference, alongside the bottle trick.

wait, i might have this problem. would you be able to describe or link to a guide on fixing it?

iron and sulfur compounds in tap water, or even some more “neutral” ones that are even in bottled water (like carbonates and magnesium), can have a really revolting taste to people who are sensitive to them

I have a friend who is so sensitive to sulfur that she had to rinse her drinking cups with filtered water before using them, just to remove the traces left by washing with tap water from the area we lived in

don’t let anyone tell you you’re crazy or overreacting. also, give distilled water a try. no, it’s not bad for you like people say–your highly acidic stomach is perfectly capable of handling the osmotic shift when drinking distilled.

the monkey’s paw curls a finger. now, only people that particular genie considers “not an idiot” can be politicians. shame that the intellect evaluation of a several thousand year old supernatural entity who spends most of his time sleeping in a lamp don’t exactly line up with most modern people’s…

suddenly, a lot more people who get into politics were previous extremely successful CEOs of the wool, salt mining, and masonry industries.

Strength/athletics check.

Success: you kill the person. The coordinator presses a button and a smart restraining net robot launches from the ceiling and pins you down. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a military career. You’re going to need that pay boost, because unfortunately we’ll have to charge part of that technician’s reconstruction fee to your tab.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.

Failure: The technician manages to pin you down until a smart restraining net is deployed to hold you. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a law enforcement career. We like that kind of fighting spirit for keeping criminals off our streets.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.

“Welcome back! ReLife Corporation has spared you from the afterlife! Your reconstruction fee is a mere 450,000,000 credits. Please proceed to the Debt Servicers department and then the career fair down the hall!”

“This is the voice of God. I am giving you a divine order to go seek mental health treatment at an intensive inpatient care facility immediately.”

(/s, obvs. don’t do that lol)

[Ferb, in posh English accent] “Ageism is a distraction from class war.”

I also have not dropped any of my phones once in the past ~10 years.

I am in fear and awe. I put in incredible mental and physical effort not to drop my devices yet have managed to drop and break about half of them (while they were in cases, too).

On the upside it forced me to learn basic electronics repair lol

comrades Phineas and Ferb 🫡

I feel like I’ve seen the Quebec territory flag used for “FR (Can)” which I found amusing as a US hick

I think people care about Jak, but Naughty Dog is constrained to marketing success and has to focus on their money makers Crash, Last of Us, and Uncharted, no?

Anyone watched enough Pingu to know what the hell the context is? Why he so grunmpy 😭

shoutout to my current PCP for actually listening to my symptoms and (most importantly) when they started/worsened and treating them and/or the cause while also reminding me I still need to keep working on my weight

gonna miss her when I move towns :[

and so they can use browser vulnerabilities features to collect more data on you