infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

i feel like products never used to be perfect but they certainly used to be good and have done nothing but get worse since the invention of the market

EA NASIIIIIIR!!!

there’s dual finger swiping!?

haha wiggly finger go brrrrrrrr

that is the #1 thing I miss about Gboard (I now use HeliBoard with the disembodied Google gesture typing library loaded into it)

not sure about my friend but back then I always responded to being made fun of by further isolating myself among like-minded people lol

I also noticed a curious lack of flipped tables

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THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS I LOVE IT

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Isn’t defending a viewpoint with evidence kinda important even if you think the viewpoint is a “no brainer?”

Nobody owes anyone on the internet a well-researched argument, but those who are up to the task of making them can be pretty influential. Maybe even start to chip away at the corruption of people who have fallen to intolerance propaganda… not all of them are doomed.

One of my best friends is a former manosphere incel. I’m a former perpetually-offended Tumblr SJW. Both of us changed our viewpoints because people pointed out flaws with them. Not everyone changes their viewpoints but some do—though likely not when confronted only with “fuck off”

Thank you for your service 🫡
(like unironically. that rules)

worth letting it dry for a few days and giving it a try.

Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:

"Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"

[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]

I get mine from Trader Joe’s as it’s the lowest price I’ve found for one that only has soybeans and water as ingredients

Not sure how this would work with different time zones. Unlike the movie, things would be resetting mid-day for a majority of the world, rather than mid-sleep. Even in the time zone where it lines up with a majority of people’s sleep, those with non-traditional sleep cycles will have mid-“day” resets

ESTA CONEJO EN EL AUTOBUS

i could be the last human alive and i’d still watch porn with headphones

Jak & Daxter. I’d even take a reboot. Precursor Legacy is damn near perfect but 2 and 3 could benefit from QoL improvements for sure

I used to receive a lot of Starbucks gift cards and can only drink so much coffee, so I would sell the codes using an online gift card trade site. I forget which specific one I used, but there are several sites when you search up “sell gift cards.” I used to get like $0.70 per dollar or so, which isn’t terrible when you’re a broke college kid. Can’t pay rent in gift cards lol