Because it is from both of me

no it just hurts my feelings when there’s more hair in my armpits than on top of my head

when am i supposed to eat my pie leftovers?

oh who am i kidding there are never pie leftovers. Jungkook save us from this nightmare so we don’t have to endure this mockery much longer

do you put lotion on in the car?

either way that’s nasty. go get a new steering wheel if it won’t come off

THANK YOU

oh that one’s just for decoration anymore anyways

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what’s the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

yes plenty of reason. it’s a lot of hair.

i’ve got an army of spherical cows what’s goin on

uh, i like pondering orbs and cheese. chat what is the lore on me?

one year i took my wife to a cheese store. not for mother’s day, i just wanted to brag. it was like the entire square footage of my house twice over with cheese it was delicious.

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Ow. Hands off my nips

I remember the first time I read this getting about halfway through before I started yelling about bidets. Dude seriously needs to learn wiping skills

Hello Joe!

Espresso helps us play!

Wait this is who I’ve been praying to at night?

I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.

(my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)